Saturday, April 9, 2016

Min Max Motherfucker

Happy Jacks RPG Podcast Season 08 Episode 07
At 1:51:38 One Hour, Fifty One Minutes, and 38 Seconds

I'm Min Maxed maxed maxed maxed...
I'm Min Maxed maxed maxed

You may think to call me a munchkin but that would be incorrect
because every time I walk the line all the munchkins genuflect!
I'm the F. Lee Baily a hero the Johnnie Cochran of Gurps
I'll twist your rules like the pennies of some nerd that thinks I'm the worst!

hehehe

I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I'm the gather on mixed,  I'm a tweaked out trucker
I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I will wreak those rules and I don't even pucker!

They call me the game changer, sometimes they call me a the curse
but them all just sour grapes cuz all them bubbles is burst
cuz they know I can win this game they know I'll be the tops
the only time I won't bring game is when the combat stops. YARN!

I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I'm the gather on mixed,  I'm a tweaked out trucker
I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I will wreak those rules and I don't even pucker!

The game cancelled that's ok, reschedule at your leisure
In the meantime I'll work on my character sheet and when you see it you'll have a seizure!
Don't mind the erasure marks I know my dice are kind of small
but if it wasn't for me motherfucker's you wouldn't have any game at all! Yeah!

hehehe

I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I'm the gather on mixed,  I'm a tweaked out trucker
I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I will wreak those rules and I don't even pucker!

I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I'm the gather on mixed,  I'm a tweaked out trucker
I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I will wreak those rules and I don't even pucker!

I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I'm the gather on mixed,  I'm a tweaked out trucker
I'm min maxed out to the max motherfucker
I will wreak those rules and I don't even pucker!

I'm min maxed
I'm min maxed maxed

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